The contorted filbert and the hosta in front of the porch are springing to life. #gardening

The contorted filbert and the hosta in front of the porch are springing to life. #gardening

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Derek and I would like to thank Fiona for making our early college days bearable.

Derek and I would like to thank Fiona for making our early college days bearable.

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This is a blurry mess, but perfectly encapsulates the sheer joy I have with my Latinas at work.

This is a blurry mess, but perfectly encapsulates the sheer joy I have with my Latinas at work.

Just when Buddy thought he was through lovin’ you, you’re back on his mind again. #BuddyMilsap #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

Just when Buddy thought he was through lovin’ you, you’re back on his mind again. #BuddyMilsap #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

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Xuxabelle glamour #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

Xuxabelle glamour #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

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booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?


Allons-y!

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

Allons-y!

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My lovely Latinas at work enjoy my derrière, so for my early going away party, one of them made me this butt cake. The lipstick and bite are a nod to one of them who has on occasion bitten me (on the arm) and wears bright read lipstick. #buttcake

My lovely Latinas at work enjoy my derrière, so for my early going away party, one of them made me this butt cake. The lipstick and bite are a nod to one of them who has on occasion bitten me (on the arm) and wears bright read lipstick. #buttcake

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Obligatory “I drove on 31 north of Indianapolis” photo. #indiana

Obligatory “I drove on 31 north of Indianapolis” photo. #indiana

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My lovely kitty lumps. #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

My lovely kitty lumps. #crazycatlady #catsofinstagram

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